antisocial …

Queen Elizabeth II, George W Bush & Traian Basescu died & went straight to hell.
Queen Elizabeth II said “- I miss Britain , I want to call Britain and see how everybody is doing there”.
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then her Majesty asked “Well, Devil how much do I owe you?”
The devil replied “- Five million dollars”
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair.
George Bush was so jealous, he began screaming, “- My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too”
He called and talked for about 10 minutes, then he asked “- Well, Devil how much do I owe you?”
The devil replied “- Ten million dollars”
With a smug look on his face, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair.
Traian Basescu was even more jealous & started screaming, “- I want to call Romania , I want to see how everybody is doing there. I wanna talk to the ministers, to the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody”.
He called Romania and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked “Well, Devil how much do I owe you?”
The devil replied “- One dollar”.
Basescu is stunned & says “- One dollar??? Only one lousy dollar??”
The Devil says “- Well if you make a call from one hell to another hell, it’s local”

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