Posts Tagged ‘salarii’

Cresteri salariale

Friday, March 28th, 2008

Palmasii de la dacia cer marire salariala. Mi se pare dreptul lor, ei stiu catface munca lor. Surpriza vine in cuantumul acesteia: 70%.

Ma baieti, voi ati mancat ceva stricat :) . In ce comedie de 2 bani ati vazut voi cresteri salariale de 70%… Voi chiar credeti ca dacia isi permite sa dubleze cheltuielile cu salariile (bine din punctul meu de vedere si-ar permite, dar asta ar insemna diminuarea profiturilor). Ah. + prime de pasti, craciun, etc… wtf?

Le doresc mult succes. Mare bafta au ca romanii sunt puturosi si n-au aia pe cine angaja in schimb…

Mariri de salariu (oldie)

Friday, January 11th, 2008

One day an employee sends a letter to his boss asking for an increase in his salary !!
Dear Bo$$

In thi$ life, we all need $ome thing mo$ t de$perately. I think you $hould be under$tanding of the need$ of u$ worker$ who have given $o much $upport including $weat and $ervice to your company . I am $ure you will gue$$ what I mean and re $pond $oon.

Your$ $incerely,
Norman $oh

The next day, the employee received this letter of reply :

Dear NOrman ,

I kNOw you have been working very hard. NOwadays, NOthing much has changed. You must have NOticed that our company is NOt doing NOticeably well as yet.
NOw the newspaper are saying the world`s leading ecoNOmists are NOt sure if the United States may go into aNOther recession. After the NOvember presidential elections things may turn bad.
I have NOthing more to add NOw. You kNOw what I mean.
Yours truly,
Manager